Seems like lists are all the hype these days. Sites like Buzzfeed and Cracked are notorious for serving a list driven audience. They thrive in it. I thought I’d latch on to the rear end of their bandwagon and create a list of my own.
Ten of the Things I Enjoy
- Nighttime snacks. Specifically the ones involving cheese. If we’re aiming for the ultimate specificity, something with both cheese and crunch.
- Fire Manipulation.
- The hidden track on Jagged Little Pill.
- Things shaped like fire hydrants and wooden replicas of exotic animals. I’m not sure why I lumped these together. Think of it as a bonus.
- The first colon clearing sip of coffee in the morning.
- Ted Talks.
- Finding money in an old birthday card or coat pocket. Finding money.
- Binging sci-fi TV shows and preparing the essential skill sets I will need as a future space pirate.
- Unicorn mythology.