I had a dream that you were a baby and I borrowed your pants. They were too small.
I had a dream that dogs only had three legs and moved like a frightened deer.
I had a dream that I stole the vegetable garden in my backyard and moved to a van down by the river.
I had a dream that a praying mantis bit my head off . My head and body each become autonomous beings.
I did not dream up these cookies. They are real.
Step 1: Preheat oven to 350 degrees fahrenheit. Cream together softened butter and sugar until combined.
Step 2: Separate egg. Set aside egg white. Add yolk to creamed mixture.
Step 3: Mix together flour, cinnamon, and baking soda. While stirring, slowly add flour mixture into creamed mixture.
Step 4: Press mixture into 9×12 rectangular pan. Brush egg white over top.
Step 5: Sprinkle slivered almonds evenly over top.
Step 6: Bake at 350 degrees for 8-10 minutes or until toothpick comes out clean.
Step 7: Let cool completely. Cut into bars. Enjoy!